How To Get Rid Of Razor Burn- Someone HELP!

Okay, so today's urgent question from me: How to get rid of razor burn??? I mean, really... how have I made it to 26 years old and I don't know the answer to this question... But, ladies, let me tell you.. it is time for me to learn... Well, the other day, I ran out of razors. I had ordered some of my regular, nice, fancy razors from Amazon. The problem was, they hadn't arrived yet. And, it was time to shave. Beyond time. My legs were seriously out of control! There was no more waiting, and believe me, I tried!

So, as you guys know, I am a penny pincher extraordinaire! Of course, I did what any budget concious lady with hairy legs would do.. I ran to the dollar store and bought a super cheap, but okay looking, razor that cost $1.00. Worst. Mistake. Ever. Seriously. The razor rusted AS I WAS USING IT! I have never seen anything like it! It literally HURT my legs to shave! I thought if I took a bath and let my hairy legs "soak", it would be better.. Ummm, no. I ended up with the most painful, funky razor burn that I have ever seen! It is just plain scary, let me tell you. I mean, I didn't expect these dollar razors to be awesome, but I expected them to do the trick for at least ONE shave. Right?

Moral of the story? Buy good razors. And don't shave until your nice razors arrive. For real. Now, I am stuck with this crappy razor burn, and trying to figure out how to get rid of it. I tried a quick web search and came up with such wonderful ideas such as sea salt (what the!?!), honey, neosporin, deodorant, vinegar, baby oil, even PEANUT BUTTER! Are you kidding me? Have any of you guys heard of anything like this? Please tell me what you think, and if you have any crazy (or not so crazy) tips and tricks for getting rid of these yucky bumps! Thanks in advance, and I hope my stupid mistake can be a lesson to yall as well!

Disclosure: This has been a sponsored post for The Art Of Shaving, however, all thoughts and opinions are 100% my own.